Nice party. I was seated next to Truman capote. Andy Warhol was drunk. On my right, Marilyn Monroe was scandalously dressed,. Across was sridevi in a golden toga. Jawaharlal was sulking (Indian menu- Samosas instead of caviar). Jayalaita farted (samosas…). Madame Tussad hadn’t waxed her armpits. I took a second class train back to the suburbs.